Men! This
Valentine’s Day, you are invited to discover Obama’s secret of influence with
the women of 2012. Buy the little “On-Trial Vixen,” the most gorgeous crimson RU 486
decanter she will ever use. This offer comes to you from Smoke and Mirrors Inc. for
less than $2500. Yes! You heard it here first!
The money
you saved as a result of purchasing Obama “Care” can now go to that “On-Trial Lady in your Life” this Valentine’s Day. She will love
it as you let her know that your love comes “free of
any personal attachment.”
As a
special bonus consider buying and wearing on Valentine’s Day a risqué white
dazzling pharmaceutical vest over your male physique as you look into her eyes
with such devilish love. Look professional and flex your muscles as you hand
her the RU 486 decanter. She will melt in your arms when she reads what we
elegantly stitched on the vest: the first verse from “Barry Partially-White
Obama’s” greatest love song of 2012, “You can keep your doctor! White Bitch.”
Yes! And as
an incentive, we at Smoke and Mirrors
will throw in a CD recording of Obama’s 2012 public reading of the romantic DNC
classics, “Part 1: Trayvon Martin and White-Hispanic Prejudice” and “Part II:
Republicans Hate Women with Breasts.”
Imagine the
love and romance you and your special lady will experience this Valentine’s Day
before she hemorrhages the morning after. You get the pills, the stitched vest,
the CD all for the low-life price of signing up another “healthy straight
young male” onto the ObamaCare State Exchange.
So many
women are looking for men like you to pay for their “healthcare” such as
abortion, contraception, breast enlargement, sex change, hormone treatment, and
yes, even maternity leave as you skip out of town. Don’t pass up this one-time offer.
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| Smoke & Mirrors CEO |
You can be
sure “your on-trial lady” will cast a vote for you in 2014, like she did for
Obama in 2012; letting you know she entrusts her body to a man like you (and
like Obama) in the coming year or two or three.
